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You know what I consider to be a rude awakening? The Tornado GR6 Fighter Jet. Whilst the great British countryside is a great British place to do wild camping, it's not a great place to try camp when the RAF are practicing (Which, for the record, occurs regularly on a Tuesday at 1000).

Honestly it's called the Tornado but it sounds like a thunderstorm, just louder.

Haven been awoken from my slumber in what can only be described as a panic, once I was assured that this was just an aeroplane and not - indeed - the end of the world, I grabbed my camera and attempted to take a picture. Attempted being to operative word. Time for a game I like to call 'Spot the harbinger of missiles and general destructive power'

I should point out, during over-land operations, the tornado is permitted to travel at over 1000ft but just below Mach 1. This means that taking a picture is exceptionally difficult due to it being so low and fast. You also can't hear it until it's over you, which makes preempting the shot very difficult.

Pause now to give a special thanks to Lekisceon for this wonderful piece of art gifted to me:
The Hunter by Lekisceon
Which, I have to admit, looks every bit as badass as I like! there's also a hunter done in the style of left 4 dead. I for one prefer my facial hair to be blood free, though :P.

Moving on from that, I have been out walking, with patchy cell service and CB radio to rely on for internet (and, truth be told, still am doing the walking bit. I've finally reached a place I can pinch someone's wifi :P), so if I've missed any of your skype, steam, or DA messages, I've not been ignoring you deliberately

Going back to my earlier topic of aeroplanes, one of the other things I stumbled upon was just that...

I stumbled upon the wreckage of a downed transport plane. I'm not sure what the exact make or model it, but it looks pretty old and the majority of it looks like it was removed for investigation a long time ago. A solitary wooden cross lies next to an engine turbine disk to mark what I presume must have been a life lost. 


I have to admit, stumbling across an aircraft wreckage is kind-of eerie. It's already incredibly quiet, but spotting something like this out of nowhere somehow makes it quieter. It was just a glint in my eyes which caught my attention but as I got closer, the wind noise died down and there was an overbearing silence. It was because all of the pieces had settled in a small dip which concealed it from the wind, but still. In the middle of nowhere, the last remains of something once great are just... well... there.

In the middle of nowhere on a mountainside.

Anyways, a few days afterwards, I reached the coast, and it left me with a really really somber gift...
This is the moon, reflected on the ocean.

I don't think that this image really conveys how awe-some the sight is. I set the shutter speed to 30 seconds, it was this bright. I set it to one tenth of a second, I got this (the one to the right).


'twas a truly amazing sight, and if you ever get to witness a blood-moon, I for one hope it's over the coast. It was just amazing and really does make me realize that, even if one has yet to find purpose, they can still find sights as amazing as this.
  • Mood: Tender
  • Listening to: Your steps sound different on different surfaces
  • Reading: ... Errr...
  • Watching: The scenery pass by
  • Playing: and winning.
  • Eating: Leaves, fruits, some (flavorless MREs)
  • Drinking: The water is so fresh

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You know what I consider to be a rude awakening? The Tornado GR6 Fighter Jet. Whilst the great British countryside is a great British place to do wild camping, it's not a great place to try camp when the RAF are practicing (Which, for the record, occurs regularly on a Tuesday at 1000).

Honestly it's called the Tornado but it sounds like a thunderstorm, just louder.

Haven been awoken from my slumber in what can only be described as a panic, once I was assured that this was just an aeroplane and not - indeed - the end of the world, I grabbed my camera and attempted to take a picture. Attempted being to operative word. Time for a game I like to call 'Spot the harbinger of missiles and general destructive power'

I should point out, during over-land operations, the tornado is permitted to travel at over 1000ft but just below Mach 1. This means that taking a picture is exceptionally difficult due to it being so low and fast. You also can't hear it until it's over you, which makes preempting the shot very difficult.

Pause now to give a special thanks to Lekisceon for this wonderful piece of art gifted to me:
The Hunter by Lekisceon
Which, I have to admit, looks every bit as badass as I like! there's also a hunter done in the style of left 4 dead. I for one prefer my facial hair to be blood free, though :P.

Moving on from that, I have been out walking, with patchy cell service and CB radio to rely on for internet (and, truth be told, still am doing the walking bit. I've finally reached a place I can pinch someone's wifi :P), so if I've missed any of your skype, steam, or DA messages, I've not been ignoring you deliberately

Going back to my earlier topic of aeroplanes, one of the other things I stumbled upon was just that...

I stumbled upon the wreckage of a downed transport plane. I'm not sure what the exact make or model it, but it looks pretty old and the majority of it looks like it was removed for investigation a long time ago. A solitary wooden cross lies next to an engine turbine disk to mark what I presume must have been a life lost. 


I have to admit, stumbling across an aircraft wreckage is kind-of eerie. It's already incredibly quiet, but spotting something like this out of nowhere somehow makes it quieter. It was just a glint in my eyes which caught my attention but as I got closer, the wind noise died down and there was an overbearing silence. It was because all of the pieces had settled in a small dip which concealed it from the wind, but still. In the middle of nowhere, the last remains of something once great are just... well... there.

In the middle of nowhere on a mountainside.

Anyways, a few days afterwards, I reached the coast, and it left me with a really really somber gift...
This is the moon, reflected on the ocean.

I don't think that this image really conveys how awe-some the sight is. I set the shutter speed to 30 seconds, it was this bright. I set it to one tenth of a second, I got this (the one to the right).


'twas a truly amazing sight, and if you ever get to witness a blood-moon, I for one hope it's over the coast. It was just amazing and really does make me realize that, even if one has yet to find purpose, they can still find sights as amazing as this.
  • Mood: Tender
  • Listening to: Your steps sound different on different surfaces
  • Reading: ... Errr...
  • Watching: The scenery pass by
  • Playing: and winning.
  • Eating: Leaves, fruits, some (flavorless MREs)
  • Drinking: The water is so fresh
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Germanwings pilot.
...

When someone mentions rule 34


  • Mood: Crazy
  • Listening to: NOPE
  • Reading: NOPE
  • Watching: NOPE
  • Playing: NOPE
  • Eating: NOPE
  • Drinking: NOPE
People often assume the government would collapse during a zombie apocalypse... Thousands of vacent, empty people, standing around, doing nothing in a state of indecision, with no purpose... Then, of course, there's the zombies.

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I Am TheModerator


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I'm not much of an artist.
I'm more of a computer programming, rocket sciencing, video producing, 3D Modelling, feral hunting, system hacking, mountain climbing, bow shooting, file decrypting, server hosting, generic all round badass.

I'm not without my faults; For starters, I am not an expert on dragon butts.
But the bio isn't a place to look modest, it's a place to impress. I hope I manage that.



"If you never look behind, you're missing half the story"
- Jon

That picture courtesy of Nevan12

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Feel free to tag me, but be warned, I will not take you seriously and you will regret it
Just wanna talk? Add me on steam: rjsowden

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Profile


Name: TheModerator
Age: 18
Sex: Huehuehuehue
Location: Britain
Website: Looking for 3D models? Check out roestudios.co.uk/project/3d-po…
Languages: English (Expert), German, French, Spanish (Novice)
Occupation: Design Engineer in Aerospace. Programmer. Sometimes even I don't know.
Relaxation: Not my style. If you don't move, you're dead. Perhaps not literally, but, dead in a metaphorical sense.
Attitude: Forced Extrovert
Qualifications: A few GCSEs. They're the qualifications that british people get when they're 16
Aspirations: To be the best. Like noone ever was
OS: Any redhat Linux distro, though Win7 when I have no other option
Strengths: Nothing gets to me
Weaknesses: Nothing gets to me
Likes: Blades, Bows and Binary Explosives. Also robots and messing with chemicals.
Dislikes: People by default. Human nature.
Favorite Artist: streetdragon95. Simply wonderful. The stuff he does with the stuff he's given is breathtaking
Favorite Setting: Can't decide. I like either places with lots of trees, or nice big industrial workshops.

Got something to ask me? Comments, notes, emails. No matter what it is, I'll always answer. Ignorance is a billion times worse than curiosity.

Interesting Facts


> A human can survive in space without protection for up to 2 minutes (though permanent damage occurs within the first second)
> The sharp/dial/hashtag symbol # is actually called an octothorpe
> And the pointy up arrow ^ is a sarcastiquote, used to denote sarcastic passages of text, or words to be read in a sarcastic mannor. It's ^Really^ useful.
> Humans actually use significantly more than 9% of their brainpower, unlike the urban myth suggests.
> You can crack any computer password by using your phone's microphone and some complex analysis to listen to the noise the CPU makes when it processes it.
> The cake is a lie
> In the UK, it is legal to carry a knife longer than 3 inches in public... If you have a reason to, such as if you are a butcher.
> It only takes a maximum of 3 inches to please any woman; they do not even care if it's Visa or Mastercard.
> The english word with the most definitions is 'set', and has over 24 different meanings (unlike 'fuck', which has less than 10 officially recognised ones).
> You can escape from zip tie handcuffs by using your knee and the levering affect of your arms, rapidly combined to produce a sheer force across the locking feature. This also works on duct tape.

Wait, you wanted interesting facts about ME!?!?
Well, it is my profile so that makes sense...
Okay, 20 little-known facts about TheModeraotr


> My favorite color is either Black or Light Blue.
> I am no longer the german average height for a male.
> I don't mind crowds, but if anyone touches me and I don't expect it, I habitually react violently. I once dislocated my friend's index finger because he patted me on the shoulder at a train station.
> ... I've got 110% vision, but one of my eyes is slightly lopsided. I haven't decided which one.
> I move about a lot. I'm never in the same bed for more than a month at a time
> Bed salespeople love me.
> I left school and started work at 16.
> I published one of my addresses on the internet for anyone to find, but people still ask me where I live.
> Sometimes, when it is cold outside, I like to breach out deeply and pretend I am a dragon
(getting desperate...)
> Some say, that I think entirely in an ancient version of binary. And that if I were confronted with a choice between three objects of similar color, my left ankle would rotate anticlockwise. All you know is, I'm called TheModerator. :iconstigplz: (Top gear fans will get that one)
> Whenever I do an endurance challenge, I carry a bag with 5kg of water and give some to those in need along the route.
> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
> Contrary to popular belief, I was not raised by, nor have I ever even seen, a wolf.
> I once asked a secruity guard at an airport why he allowed people to fly with LiPo batteries in their laptops, when they could be exploded with enough force to damage the airframe, simply by shorting two terminals. He didn't know.
> People often confuse me for the real slim shady; this is due - in part - to my tenancy to stand up during particular music tracks.
> I can rap the entirity of Rap God by eminem at a vary high accuracy.
> I think that European keyboards are a genetic defect and should be treated as such: Nice and sympathetically, but also secretly wishing it would go away.
> When I'm offered 1 free sample of something, I take 2, because I'm a wild stallion that can not be tamed.

Lessons Learnt


Occasionally, something deep and profound happens to me that really does teach me how to do better in life. Something that proved a learning experience for me. And I feel it's only fair for me to make sure you can learn from it too, without making the same mistakes...

> That lady you think is pregnant is just fat. Don't make it awkward.
> Brush teeth first, then put on tie.
> The tie reflects the person. Clip on ties are stupid, and toothpaste stained ones are much worse.
> The only reason to point any weapon at someone is if you have the full intention to fire it.
> "It's not that much food" is almost certainly too much food.
> Keep your enemies close, so you can figure out what bugs them most.

FAQ


You're a computer hacker!?
Ex-computer hacker. I stopped.
Why are you a design engineer at 18? Don't you need to go to unive-
Nope. So long as you're talented and make yourself known, you can get offered an apprenticeship. Some companies even pay to send you to uni, which is nice, because you don't get any student debt. I'd seriously recommend it to ANYONE. If you're interested in following that route, please, PM me with any questions you may have.
You hunt?
Yes, since I was 14. I use a recurve bow with a measly 64lb pull strength and some home-made arrows. My knife was an 18th birthday present and I've got about a 10x12 mile rectangle of land where I'm allowed.
I'm coming to England! Can we meet up?
Sure. I'm not really based in any particular part of the country, so just let me know whereabouts you're going and I'll see if I can make it.
What exactly is your job? It seems like a lot of things
It is. I'm technically a Component Definition Engineer, which basically encompasses most aspects of component/part/thing design, from the initial conception, to the 3D model, to drawing the technical drawing, to the actual part starting to be machined/made. I'm also responsible for automating parts of that process, plus I do other stuff on the side too.
Why do you sound different whenever you speak?
Haha. It's to do with where I've been and who I've been talking to. I have Queens English, Yorkshire, Jordie and German accents, but they only become pronounced after I've spent a few days in the location the accent is from. Paradoxically, it's only these accents: I'm very slow at picking up other ones.

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Guess what!?!!? I don't do commissions.

(Just kidding. I'm checking some software which figures out if a user does c0mmissions or not.)
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Lekisceon Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see links! *clicks clicks clicks clicks clicks*
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AnimeLolwut1470 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
My brother now calls me cuntnugget because of you
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TheModerator Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Bahahaha, I'm glad I could inspire him. If he gets bored, here are a few more:
> Lady Bitchtastic
> WankMcMuffin
> Knobgobbler
> HammerRagger
> Fucktruder
> PricktasticSpastic
> Spunkdump (Okay that one was just plain harsh)
> Hypermong

And finally

> Lollygaggling fuck-eyed fish lipped howling waste-of-hydrocarbohydrates fuck weasel cloth.

The above insults are for informational use only and in no way reflect the opinion of TheModerator or those around him, TheModerator can not be held liable for any offence caused as these names are generated randomly and so therefore any resemblance they bare to the recipient is purely coincidental. TheModerator does not endorse insulting people without first clarifying that they wish to be insulting and any genuine offense is purely under the decredssion of the recipient. Batteies not included, terms and conditions apply, see in store for details, entrants must be under 16 or over and a full time resident of planet earth
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AnimeLolwut1470 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
He said thanks
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HaloHunter96 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
you're a dick, you know that?
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TheModerator Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Criminals think the police are dicks, but we all know who's right at the end of the day don't we?
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TheModerator Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Excellent provision of evidence and stunning grammar to boot, this comment is the most justified and well presented criticism I have ever received.

Thank you for bestowing me with your honeyed words; ever syllable read like nectar on my lips, and for that, I show the highest of my gratitude.
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HaloHunter96 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
wow, a dick who acts like he's better than everyone else.
You're just a shining example of just some ways people can be utter assholes. Acting like you're better than everyone, getting onto people for no reason and even defending the wrong people from the persecution they so rightly deserve.
"The Moderator", hah, that's a joke. You're just another dumbass in a world full of them. You say you have no faith in humanity, right? You hate people? Well, look in a mirror. I think I'm talking to another piece of evidence that the world is full of idiots.
And incase you didn't catch that, I just said you're just as bad as any other bitch or ass in this world. Now have a nice life. And...wait, I wanted to say something else...oh yeah! You're nothing but a troll. :'3
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TheModerator Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
Well, lets see, last time I checked, I haven't
> Made false statements pertaining to my personal wellbeing
> Made false and unsupported claims and allegations against other individuals.
> Stalked an individual with mental disorders
> Harrassed said individual for a period of more than 3 months continuously.
> Attempted an affair with a minor
> Breached DAs terms of use
To name just a few things on this long long list. Not saying I'm above all of you, or even above the majority. But I do know what is right and wrong, and I will endeavour to look after those who have been subject to wrong doing.

I may be an idiot in your eyes, but I'm a respected individual in the eyes of people who actually matter and - without wishing to boast - I have the patents, payslips, respect, credibility, files, certificates and friends to prove it.

Also, you're a cunt.
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AnimeLolwut1470 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Bows for the win!
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