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I Am TheModerator


I'm not much of an artist.
I'm more of a computer programming, rocket sciencing, video producing, 3D Modelling, feral hunting, system hacking, mountain climbing, bow shooting, file decrypting, server hosting, generic all round badass.

I'm not without my faults; I have some very severe ones that I don't like to talk about.

But the bio isn't a place to look modest, it's a place to impress. So, here's a pic of me, doing what I do best: Epicosity.

"If you never look behind, you're missing half the story"
- Jon (A doctor who's helped me a lot)


Feel free to tag me, but be warned, I will not take you seriously and you will regret it
Just wanna talk? Add me on steam: rjsowden



Name: TheModerator
Age: 18
Sex: Huehuehuehue
Location: Britain
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Languages: English (Expert), German, French, Spanish (Novice)
Occupation: Design Engineer in Aerospace. Programmer. Sometimes even I don't know.
Relaxation: Not my style. If you don't move, you're dead. Perhaps not literally, but, dead in a metaphorical sense.
Attitude: Forced Extrovert
Qualifications: A few GCSEs. They're the qualifications that british people get when they're 16
Aspirations: To be the best. Like noone ever was
OS: Any redhat Linux distro, though Win7 when I have no other option
Strengths: Nothing gets to me
Weaknesses: Nothing gets to me
Favorite Artist: streetdragon95. Simply wonderful. The stuff he does with the stuff he's given is breathtaking
Favorite Setting: Can't decide. I like either places with lots of trees, or nice big industrial workshops.

Got something to ask me? Comments, notes, emails. No matter what it is, I'll always answer. Ignorance is a billion times worse than curiosity.

Interesting Facts

> A human can survive in space without protection for up to 2 minutes (though permanent damage occurs within the first second)
> The sharp/dial/hashtag symbol # is actually called an octothorpe
> And the pointy up arrow ^ is a sarcastiquote, used to denote sarcastic passages of text, or words to be read in a sarcastic mannor. It's ^Really^ useful.
> Humans actually use significantly more than 9% of their brainpower, unlike the urban myth suggests.
> You can crack any computer password by using your phone's microphone and some complex analysis to listen to the noise the CPU makes when it processes it.
> The cake is a lie
> In the UK, it is legal to carry a knife longer than 3 inches in public... If you have a reason to, such as if you are a butcher.
> It only takes a maximum of 3 inches to please any woman; they do not even care if it's Visa or Mastercard.
> The english word with the most definitions is 'set', and has over 24 different meanings (unlike 'fuck', which has less than 10 officially recognised ones).
> You can escape from zip tie handcuffs by using your knee and the levering affect of your arms, rapidly combined to produce a sheer force across the locking feature. This also works on duct tape.

Wait, you wanted interesting facts about ME!?!?
Well, it is my profile so that makes sense...
Okay, 20 little-known facts about TheModeraotr

> My favorite color is either Black or Light Blue.
> Last time I checked, I was dead on the german average height for a male.
> I don't mind crowds, but if anyone touches me and I don't expect it, I habitually react violently. I once dislocated my friend's index finger because he patted me on the shoulder at a train station.
> ... I've got 110% vision, but one of my eyes is slightly lopsided. I haven't decided which one.
> I move about a lot. I'm never in the same bed for more than a month at a time
> Bed salespeople love me.
> I left school and started work at 16.
> I published one of my addresses on the internet for anyone to find, but people still ask me where I live.
> Sometimes, when it is cold outside, I like to breach out deeply and pretend I am a dragon
(getting desperate...)
> Some say, that I think entirely in an ancient version of binary. And that if I were confronted with a choice between three objects of similar color, my left ankle would rotate anticlockwise. All you know is, I'm called TheModerator. :iconstigplz: (Top gear fans will get that one)
> Whenever I do an endurance challange, I carry a bag with 5kg of water and give some to those in need along the route.
> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
> Contrary to popular belief, I was not raised by, nor have I ever even seen, a wolf.
> I once asked a secruity guard at an airport why he allowed people to fly with LiPo batteries in their laptops, when they could be exploded with enough force to damage the airframe, simply by shorting two terminals. He didn't know.
> People often confuse me for the real slim shady; this is due - in part - to my tenancy to stand up during particular music tracks.
> I can rap the entirity of Rap God by eminem at a vary high accuracy.
> I think that European keyboards are a genetic defect and should be treated as such: Nice and sympathetically, but also secretly wishing it would go away.
> When I'm offered 1 free sample of something, I take 2, because I'm a wild stallion that can not be tamed.

Lessons Learnt

Occasionally, something deep and profound happens to me that really does teach me how to do better in life. Something that proved a learning experience for me. And I feel it's only fair for me to make sure you can learn from it too, without making the same mistakes...

> That lady you think is pregnant is just fat. Don't make it awkward.
> Brush teeth first, then put on tie.
> The tie reflects the person. Clip on ties are stupid, and toothpaste stained ones are much worse.
> The only reason to point any weapon at someone is if you have the full intention to fire it.
> "It's not that much food" is almost certainly too much food.
> Keep your enemies close, so you can figure out what bugs them most.


You're a computer hacker!?
Ex-computer hacker. I stopped.
Why are you a design engineer at 18? Don't you need to go to unive-
Nope. So long as you're talented and make yourself known, you can get offered an apprenticeship. Some companies even pay to send you to uni, which is nice, because you don't get any student debt. I'd seriously recommend it to ANYONE. If you're interested in following that route, please, PM me with any questions you may have.
You hunt?
Yes, since I was 14. I use a recurve bow with a measly 64lb pull strength and some home-made arrows. My knife was an 18th birthday present and I've got about a 10x12 mile rectangle of land where I'm allowed.
I'm coming to England! Can we meet up?
Sure. I'm not really based in any particular part of the country, so just let me know whereabouts you're going and I'll see if I can make it.
What exactly is your job? It seems like a lot of things
It is. I'm technically a Component Definition Engineer, which basically encompasses most aspects of component/part/thing design, from the initial conception, to the 3D model, to drawing the technical drawing, to the actual part starting to be machined/made. I'm also responsible for automating parts of that process, plus I do other stuff on the side too.
Why do you sound different whenever you speak?
Haha. It's to do with where I've been and who I've been talking to. I have Queens English, Yorkshire, Jordie and German accents, but they only become pronounced after I've spent a few days in the location the accent is from. Paradoxically, it's only these accents: I'm very slow at picking up other ones.


I've not got everything sorted out just yet. But when I do, prepare yourself.


Guess what!?!!? I don't do commissions.

(Just kidding. I'm checking some software which figures out if a user does c0mmissions or not.)
Gentlemen the world over:

Wherever you are now, whatever you're doing, I invite you to this journal to praise something that - we shall all agree - is truly immense. It need not matter your age, or race, or skin colour, nor sexuality, eye colour, weight or height. It is one thing that truely brings us together, no matter what conflict we may have. Be you on one of the opposing sides of the Ukraine/Russia argument, or on any one of the sides currently at each other's throats in the middle east.

Black, White eyed, White, Gay, Yellow, Bisexual, Blue eyed, Brown eyed, Tall, Short, Skinny, Fat, or Normal, I think I speak for every single man on the planet when I say:

Scratching your balls after doing some kind of excercise is one helluva feeling.

This just in, apparently this journal didn't include women, which was, apparently, sexist. Well, you got your mention now. You're welcome.
  • Listening to: "Weird Al" Yankovic: FOIL ('ROYALS' Parody)
  • Reading: OS Maps. Seriously guys, learn to read maps.
  • Playing: Pokémon NXT
  • Drinking: Take a guess...

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Doctorfreeman3 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student Artist
ACU confirmed!!!
TheModerator Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014

You get my note?
Doctorfreeman3 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student Artist
Yes I did
TheModerator Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
What does ACU mean? Also, did you get a look at the server?
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Blayer98 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just wondering, Do you know if textures will appear in Unity?
TheModerator Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Honestly, no idea. Let me know when you find out!
Blayer98 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok! Sorry about the argument last year. I'm still developing the game, it's almost one year since I started it! :D
PokemonPosses Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
Need help with bird Pokemon! So sorry if i'm being too demanding. It's for a game project
PokemonPosses Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
Hello. Can you please make a tutorial on how to make animated particles. Such as flames. I would like to have charmander finally have his little flame.....
Nevan12 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANKS FOR THA WATCH!!! :iconintenserageplz:
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