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My Bio


Looking for 3D models? Check out roestudios.co.uk/project/3d-po…

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I Am TheModerator


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I'm not much of an artist.
I'm more of a computer programming, rocket sciencing, video producing, 3D Modelling, feral hunting, system hacking, mountain climbing, bow shooting, file decrypting, server hosting, generic all round badass.

I'm not without my faults; For starters, I am not an expert on dragon butts.
But the bio isn't a place to look modest, it's a place to impress. I hope I manage that.



"If you never look behind, you're missing half the story"
- Jon

That picture courtesy of Nevan12

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Feel free to tag me, but be warned, I will not take you seriously and you will regret it
Just wanna talk? Add me on steam: rjsowden

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Profile


Name: TheModerator
Age: 18
Sex: Huehuehuehue
Location: Britain
Website: Looking for 3D models? Check out roestudios.co.uk/project/3d-po…
Languages: English (Expert), German, French, Spanish (Novice)
Occupation: Design Engineer in Aerospace. Programmer. Sometimes even I don't know.
Relaxation: Not my style. If you don't move, you're dead. Perhaps not literally, but, dead in a metaphorical sense.
Attitude: Forced Extrovert
Qualifications: A few GCSEs. They're the qualifications that british people get when they're 16
Aspirations: To be the best. Like noone ever was
OS: Any redhat Linux distro, though Win7 when I have no other option
Strengths: Nothing gets to me
Weaknesses: Nothing gets to me
Likes: Blades, Bows and Binary Explosives. Also robots and messing with chemicals.
Dislikes: People by default. Human nature.
Favorite Artist: Mikapoofs. Simply wonderful. The stuff he does with the stuff he's given is breathtaking
Favorite Setting: Can't decide. I like either places with lots of trees, or nice big industrial workshops.

Got something to ask me? Comments, notes, emails. No matter what it is, I'll always answer. Ignorance is a billion times worse than curiosity.



Interesting Facts


> A human can survive in space without protection for up to 2 minutes (though permanent damage occurs within the first second)
> The sharp/dial/hashtag symbol # is actually called an octothorpe
> And the pointy up arrow ^ is a sarcastiquote, used to denote sarcastic passages of text, or words to be read in a sarcastic mannor. It's ^Really^ useful.
> Humans actually use significantly more than 9% of their brainpower, unlike the urban myth suggests.
> You can crack any computer password by using your phone's microphone and some complex analysis to listen to the noise the CPU makes when it processes it.
> The cake is a lie
> In the UK, it is legal to carry a knife longer than 3 inches in public... If you have a reason to, such as if you are a butcher.
> It only takes a maximum of 3 inches to please any woman; they do not even care if it's Visa or Mastercard.
> The english word with the most definitions is 'set', and has over 24 different meanings (unlike 'fuck', which has less than 10 officially recognised ones).
> You can escape from zip tie handcuffs by using your knee and the levering affect of your arms, rapidly combined to produce a sheer force across the locking feature. This also works on duct tape.

Wait, you wanted interesting facts about ME!?!?
Well, it is my profile so that makes sense...
Okay, 20 little-known facts about TheModeraotr


> My favorite color is either Black or Light Blue.
> I am no longer the german average height for a male.
> I don't mind crowds, but if anyone touches me and I don't expect it, I habitually react violently. I once dislocated my friend's index finger because he patted me on the shoulder at a train station.
> ... I've got 110% vision, but one of my eyes is slightly lopsided. I haven't decided which one.
> I move about a lot. I'm never in the same bed for more than a month at a time
> Bed salespeople love me.
> I left school and started work at 16.
> I published one of my addresses on the internet for anyone to find, but people still ask me where I live.
> Sometimes, when it is cold outside, I like to breach out deeply and pretend I am a dragon
(getting desperate...)
> Some say, that I think entirely in an ancient version of binary. And that if I were confronted with a choice between three objects of similar color, my left ankle would rotate anticlockwise. All you know is, I'm called TheModerator. :iconstigplz: (Top gear fans will get that one)
> Whenever I do an endurance challenge, I carry a bag with 5kg of water and give some to those in need along the route.
> My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
> Contrary to popular belief, I was not raised by, nor have I ever even seen, a wolf.
> I once asked a secruity guard at an airport why he allowed people to fly with LiPo batteries in their laptops, when they could be exploded with enough force to damage the airframe, simply by shorting two terminals. He didn't know.
> People often confuse me for the real slim shady; this is due - in part - to my tenancy to stand up during particular music tracks.
> I can rap the entirity of Rap God by eminem at a vary high accuracy.
> I think that European keyboards are a genetic defect and should be treated as such: Nice and sympathetically, but also secretly wishing it would go away.
> When I'm offered 1 free sample of something, I take 2, because I'm a wild stallion that can not be tamed.

Lessons Learnt


Occasionally, something deep and profound happens to me that really does teach me how to do better in life. Something that proved a learning experience for me. And I feel it's only fair for me to make sure you can learn from it too, without making the same mistakes...

> That lady you think is pregnant is just fat. Don't make it awkward.
> Brush teeth first, then put on tie.
> The tie reflects the person. Clip on ties are stupid, and toothpaste stained ones are much worse.
> The only reason to point any weapon at someone is if you have the full intention to fire it.
> "It's not that much food" is almost certainly too much food.
> Keep your enemies close, so you can figure out what bugs them most.

FAQ


You're a computer hacker!?
Ex-computer hacker. I stopped.
Why are you a design engineer at 18? Don't you need to go to unive-
Nope. So long as you're talented and make yourself known, you can get offered an apprenticeship. Some companies even pay to send you to uni, which is nice, because you don't get any student debt. I'd seriously recommend it to ANYONE. If you're interested in following that route, please, PM me with any questions you may have.
You hunt?
Yes, since I was 14. I use a recurve bow with a measly 64lb pull strength and some home-made arrows. My knife was an 18th birthday present and I've got about a 10x12 mile rectangle of land where I'm allowed.
I'm coming to England! Can we meet up?
Sure. I'm not really based in any particular part of the country, so just let me know whereabouts you're going and I'll see if I can make it.
What exactly is your job? It seems like a lot of things
It is. I'm technically a Component Definition Engineer, which basically encompasses most aspects of component/part/thing design, from the initial conception, to the 3D model, to drawing the technical drawing, to the actual part starting to be machined/made. I'm also responsible for automating parts of that process, plus I do other stuff on the side too.
Why do you sound different whenever you speak?
Haha. It's to do with where I've been and who I've been talking to. I have Queens English, Yorkshire, Jordie and German accents, but they only become pronounced after I've spent a few days in the location the accent is from. Paradoxically, it's only these accents: I'm very slow at picking up other ones.

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TESTING


Guess what!?!!? I don't do commissions.

(Just kidding. I'm checking some software which figures out if a user does c0mmissions or not.)

Favourite Visual Artist
That guy at the Olympics who did the Pixels around the entire stadium
Favourite Movies
Hunger Games
Favourite TV Shows
Don't watch TV
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Anything OST: Portal, The Hunger Games and World War Z all had very good sound tracks
Favourite Books
Hunger Games
Favourite Writers
No Prefrence
Favourite Games
Minecraft, Pokemon (GBA, Yes I still have the SP), A few FPS'
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC (I haz steam, ask for SteamID)
Tools of the Trade
Blender 3D animation Studio, Python, Paint (Kill me), Fujifilm HS10 (Don't hate, its actually a great camera!)
Other Interests
Archery, Mountain walking/climbing, Computer Programming, Social Networking, Engineering (Robots and RC planes), Currently employed at an aerospace firm.

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I kinda forgot about y'all. Sorry about that >_<. I guess I'll catch up on a few things and start throwing some more stuff out here soon
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Sooo yeah. After the success of last Thursday's codestream, I'm proud to announce that I'll be doing it again. Almost*. Every. Week. So for any of you wondering what coding an app looks like, or how to hack into stuff, or what I look like when I do what I do (hint: I'm drinking beer/cider/coke and chewing gum... and I'm allll outta gum), you'll want to get your a$$ on down to https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=TheModerator for the weekly stream on Thursdays at 1900Zfor the record, that's London (United Kingdom - England)                  8:00:00 PM      BST San Francisco (U.S.A. - California)                   12:00:00 Noon  P
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Sorry for the delay guys; I've had the backlog of uni work, work work, and personal work to do to clear and that's left me with almost zero freetime. Thanks for your understanding :) So yeah, we resume my journey on my last day in Slovenski Raj. I had to take a train out of there at 2200 hours, but that didn't mean I was going to skimp on the walking ;) Day 12: Slovenski Raj, SlovakiaOne of the most appealing things about Slovenski Raj for me was just how untamed the land was. In the UK, every part of the 'wild' nature is tamed, trimmed and controlled so people can't hurt themselves. In Slovakia, however, they clearly said bollocks to that,
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Ya link to the poke- models don't work

helllloooo? Anybodies Home?
Anyways, do you know arceus-master? Another latios and latiad fanfiction writer? He has a deviantart account and i noticed he writes journals now and then to keep us updated on whats going on.....
I feel this is a great strategy and hope you should adopt it!!

Your biggest fan!
Could you write a journal based on your fanfic? Plssssss
You've not been updating for quite awhile and your readers are getting quite concerned about you
See you in 2017!!!!
Pls continue your fanfiction.....
Its terrible to see you suddenly stop
Even it appears that you only have a few reviewers, it dosent show that only a few people read your chapters and love it
Its very dishearting seeing you suddenly stop on your update of the day to day
So pls continue writing
I love your stories and i would enjoy it more if you actually finish it