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Okay so I warned you guys NOT to tag me, a warning which PiselHuntr ignored. The tag was for 30 facts about me. The return tag I have is for CyanCosine who no longer lives here and thus means that we won't have to continue this.

Okay now for facts:
  • People often confuse me for the real slim shady. This is because of my tendency to stand up at irregular intervals whilst a particular song is playing.
  • I don't always have milkshake, but when I do, it brings the boys to the yard.
  • The best food is the food you kill yourself.
  • The best food is German food. Whilst this isn't a fact about me, it's a fact I've made so it counts
  • Actually, I don't have milkshake. I hate them. I hate the taste of milk, and it's only use is as a liquid cooking ingredient.
  • At the same time, I like cheese, which is just congealed milk.
  • My dad has a scale replica of the Bernabau.
  • My mum has a full scale replica of my faith in humanity. She keeps it in a half-empty salt shaker.
  • I am an engineer and engineering is awesome.
  • I know how to take over any British radio station for under £100.
  • Yes I am British.
  • No, I don't drink tea.
  • No, I don't watch football either.
  • Yes I can play cricket.
  • No I don't like to,
  • and no, I don't watch it either.
  • PiselHuntr left a closebracket in the URL on his journal. I found that so it can be my fact too.
  • I get knocked down, but I get up again. (song reference)
  • I can't drive. Not even illegally. Cars, and the way they behave when people are inside them, makes it impossible for me to use them.
  • I'm thinking about getting carbon fiber limbs for my bow. They're very expensive though and last time I went they were sold out.
  • Nobody even reads these. I'll prove it: If you're reading this, post a comment saying "We should remove the head and the body will die".
  • I can so totally hold my breath for, like, a minute and a half.
  • I can count to thirty
  • just not accurately.
  • Not that that matters, because nobody reads these
  • I got a jar of dirt.
  • I have roughly 99 problems. Thankfully, a bitch is not one of them.
  • It's really hot in England right now and since nobody's around, I'm wearing shorts.
  • I don't normally wear shorts 'cause I got a scar on my leg which people stare at a lot.
So yeah, like I said, my sister is really annoying. What should we do with her?
  • Mood: Irritated
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epicabsol Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We should remove the body and the head MIGHT die.
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PiselHuntr Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We should remove the head and the body will die


Yep, german food is awesome XD. im eating it every day :3 
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PiselHuntr Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and you never told me. i took you random XD
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noseinbook42 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We should remove the head and the body will die XDDD I see what you did there
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Deltios Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh you tricky bastard. 

By telling people to post the comment, they'll skip all other facts and immediatly post the comment, therefore proving your point. 

Anyways, what if the food you kill yourself is german? 

Nice bow addons ^^; 

I don't remember the rest of that song

I am proof I DO read these. In a fast manner, but still! 
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ThreeSecondsBack Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We should remove the head and the body will die.
....Oh dammit, I walked into that! XD

Darn you crafty engineer. X'3 (I'm laughing quite hard on the inside now)
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LeLatios Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep, its a pain when people disobey rules.
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